We're two weeks away from killing the kids.

Imagine that your family has a dispute with a neighboring family that has gone on for years. In order to force a settlement of this dispute, both families agree to do something so stupid as to be beyond belief if the dispute hasn't been settled by a certain date: One child from each family will be killed. How could this not force a settlement?

We're about to play out this scenario on a national scale. Welcome to the "sequester." We're two weeks away from killing the kids!

If you've lost track of the history of this little gem, here's a quick refresher: The last fight over authorizing an increase in the debt ceiling ended with an agreement to turn deficit reduction over to a congressional "supercommittee." If this group could not reach a deficit-reduction solution, a set of cuts to both defense and non-defense spending would automatically go into effect.

These cuts--known as the "sequester"--were purposely designed to be so insanely stupid that neither left nor right would ever let them happen. The supercommittee could not reach an agreement so the cuts are due to go into effect on March 1.

How stupid are these cuts? This morning's NY Times, in an editorial titled The real cost of shrinking government, deals in specifics:

" About $85 billion will be cut from discretionary spending over the next seven months, reducing defense programs by about 8 percent and domestic programs by about 5 percent. Only a few things will be spared, including some basic safety-net benefits like Social Security, as well as pay for enlisted military personnel."

"The sequester will not stop to contemplate whether these are the right programs to cut; it is entirely indiscriminate, slashing programs whether they are bloated or essential. "

"NATIONAL SECURITY: Two-week furloughs for most law-enforcement personnel will reduce Coast Guard operations, including drug interdictions and aid to navigation, by 25 percent. Cutbacks in Customs agents and airport security checkpoints will “substantially increase passenger wait times,” the Homeland Security Department said, creating delays of as much as an hour at busy airports. The Border Patrol will have to reduce work hours by the equivalent of 5,000 agents a year."

"AIR TRAFFIC: About 10 percent of the Federal Aviation Administration’s work force of 47,000 employees will be on furlough each day, including air traffic controllers, to meet a $600 million cut. The agency says it will be forced to reduce air traffic across the country, resulting in delays and disruptions, particularly at peak travel times."

"CRIMINAL JUSTICE: Every F.B.I. employee will be furloughed for nearly three weeks over the course of the year, the equivalent of 7,000 employees not working each day. "

Looking for something specific to teachers and education? "EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION: About 70,000 children will lose access to Head Start, and 14,000 teachers and workers will be laid off, because of a $424 million cut. Parents of about 30,000 low-income children will lose child-care assistance."

"DEFENSE PERSONNEL: Enlisted personnel are exempt from sequester reductions this year, but furloughs lasting up to 22 days will be imposed for civilian employees, who do jobs like guarding military bases, handle budgets and teach the children of service members. More than 40 percent of those employees are veterans."

"MILITARY OPERATIONS: The Navy plans to shut down four air wings on March 1. After 90 days, the pilots in those air wings lose their certifications, and it will take six to nine months, and much money, to retrain them."

"TRAINING AND MAINTENANCE: ....Air Force pilots expect to lose more than 200,000 flying hours. Beginning in March, roughly two-thirds of the Air Force’s active-duty combat units will curtail training at their home bases, and by July will no longer be capable of carrying out their missions."

These are just a few examples of cuts which are expected to cost the economy more than one million jobs.

To paraphrase Thomas Friedman--NY Times columnist and Pulitzer-prize winning author--"You can grow an economy without a plan, but cutting it without a plan by indiscriminate hacking risks cutting not only fat but muscle, bone and nerves as well."

If we kill our kids in two weeks, everyone will feel the effects. 

And where is Congress? They took a vacation and will return to work when there is only one week left to avoid what was originally designed to be an insanely stupid action that nobody would ever dream of allowing.